Study = Fail !!

Well. Tonite weather is going to be REALLY really cold. Yeah, you know actually every night, the temperature slightly drop to 5-10 degree Celsius. Btol beb. Sape tebogel tak pakai sweater, winter coat atau sekutu dengannya siapla stomach korang will kreak kriuk nyanyi variety song and you’ll be FARTING ALL THE TIME. Yeahoo dah boleh buat tarian ‘Farting Song’ macam drama Nodame Cantabile tu XD

Btw, ekceli aku nak try taip dalam english sebab tetiba rasa nak speaking. Frankly, I think I almost lost my English vocabs. Seriously weh. Dok Cairo asek cakap Arab je sampai nak speaking pun da tergagap. Adoyaii. Aku jeles kot tengok Maisarah Sofea boleh speaking very fluent *eh btol kan eja* boleh tulis ayat-ayat jiwang dalam english bahkan adikku jugak T________________T

Sementara menunggu Farahin Azham memasak apa ntah kat dapur tu, I wanna show the equation of study. Aku pun tengah sakit pale ni. I beat ramai kot yang dah tau pasal equation ni. An equation that proving with mathematics that study = fail, that means if you study, you will fail! Macam tak logik pun ada gak tapi aku bosan. Korang baca je la.

Prove:

We know that,

study = no fail …… (1)
no study = fail …… (2)

By adding equation 1 & 2 we get,

study + no study = no fail + fail
or, study(1+no) = fail(no+1)
or, study(1+no) = fail(1+no)

Now, by dividing (1+no) from both sides, we get,

study = fail

So, if you study, you will fail!

Is it really possible to prove it by math? Will it match with reality? I don’t sure if it will match with the reality. But it is possible to prove with the math. Because ……. Albert Einstein stated the definition of mathematics like this: “as far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”

So kids, what you waiting for? HAHA sila keep on studying. Esok exam. Rabu nanti exam gak. LOL!

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12 thoughts on “Study = Fail !!

  1. It is irrelevant to apply math equation to prove an argument in the first place. Rather use formal logic: suppose that S is study(it doesn’t matter whatever its sentential form is; it can be “I study”, “An act of studying is done”, etc.) and F is fail
    Then the argument goes
    S if and only if ~F (negation of F)
    ~S if and only if F
    Therefore, if S, then F
    if you do truth table, the argument is invalid; that is, the premises do not imply the conclusion.
    However, if the premises were not biconditional, the argument turns out valid.

    • “It is irrelevant to apply math equation to prove an argument in the first place” – not necessarily true. But in this case it does

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